If they prick us, do we not filk?

[Joe Jack Onassis]

Gamin' Too High

Well, you can tell by the way I talk and talk
I've smoked too much of Rene's pot
Joint's been passed around so fast
Those sober folk see the contrast
It's not my fault, blame Rene
He's the one that rolled the jay
Other folks have had a toke
The whole damn room is filled with smoke

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a Sister
You're gamin' too high, gamin' too high
Talkin' 'bout Johnny and Bea in case you missed it
Gamin' too high, gamin' too high 
Cough, cough, cough, cough, gamin' too high, gamin' too high
Cough, cough, cough, cough, stayin' alive.

Well now, I came here to roll some dice
And got distracted by my vice
And we've smoked enough to guarantee
That no one will receive XP
You think it's all right. It's OK
But Johnny's rolled another jay
Tell myself I've had enough
Still I'll take just one more puff

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a Sister
You're gamin' too high, gamin' too high
Talkin' 'bout Johnny and Bea in case you missed it
Gamin' too high, gamin' too high 
Cough, cough, cough, cough, gamin' too high, gamin' too high
Cough, cough, cough, cough, stayin' alive.

Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it
Provide an ashtray, please
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it, yeah
Gamin' too high

Well, you can tell by the way I talk and talk
I've smoked too much of Rene's pot
Joint's been passed around so fast
Those sober folk see the contrast
It's not my fault, blame Rene
He's the one that rolled the jay
Other folks have had a toke
The whole damn room is filled with smoke

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a Sister
You're gamin' too high, gamin' too high
Talkin' 'bout Johnny and Bea in case you missed it
Gamin' too high, gamin' too high 
Cough, cough, cough, cough, gamin' too high, gamin' too high
Cough, cough, cough, cough, stayin' alive.

Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it
Provide an ashtray, please
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it, yeah
Gamin' too high
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it
Provide an ashtray, please
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it, yeah
Gamin' too high
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it
Provide an ashtray, please
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it, yeah
Gamin' too high
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it
Provide an ashtray, please
Game’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help it, yeah
Gamin' too high

[Brand Nar Gath]

'Johnny Ain't Got No Leaves' to the tune of The Band's 'Ain't Got No Home'

   
  Johnny ain’t got no Bay
No place to stay
He ain’t got a stove
No place to play
He's a lonely boy
Ain’t got no Bay

He ain’t got no sister
to let him bea opiate
and get his brain in a twister.
He came over to my house
forgot his bag
oh he's such a louse.

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Well, he got a vice
And he love to sting
stick that needle in his arm
to help make him sing.
But without those Bay leaves
He can't be bothered to sling

He ain't got no Oprah
been fantasizing about his very own Joprah
He can pull on his thing
but without his spices
his sauce ain't got no zing

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Madam, take me in
Let me be your friend
Won’t you take me in
Let me be your friend
I’m a lonely boy
I ain’t got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

[Oprah]

Yes. That was a bad idea. The game went nowhere and now you guys will die.

[Johnny The Cook]

Don't provoke Oprah...it just means that once again I will lose body parts to a chain gun.

[Genlok]

Oprah if full of it.  Its just an empty suit, nobody's home.  Or its a harmless repair droid.  No worries.  The GM would back up the game if it needed to.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Yes. That was a bad idea. The game went nowhere and now you guys will die.

what was a bad idea, Oprah opening the door?  Maybe she will have one of her stomachs shot off.

[Brand Nar Gath]

so before we die because Oprah's vagina had to open the door (hmm, what is the marching order?), can those of us who filked get some extra xp? 

Also, where are the weak points in these sand people?

[Johnny The Cook]

Also, where are the weak points in these sand people?

The only way to deal with them is to inflict massive damage in 1 or 2 rounds. Their chainguns do serious damage. They don't have any weak points you can go after. I attempted to disconnect the chain from the gun and it never worked. You can only wail on them until their hit points are gone.

[Brand Nar Gath]

Unless, of course, we have R2D2 JtC.

[Johnny The Cook]

Unless, of course, we have R2D2 JtC.

I'm seriously skeptical of that working.

[Brand Nar Gath]

personally, I am curious to see how the sandperson reacts to the gm, who is the one that actually opened the door.

[Gabriel Cash]

I won't be there again. Molly is still in the hospital. Hope to make it next week. Buck can always craft new limbs for Johnny.

[hoa nguyen]

I won't be there again. Molly is still in the hospital. Hope to make it next week. Buck can always craft new limbs for Johnny.

How is Molly? Any success finding out what's ailing her?

Please pass on our well wishes. This can't be much fun. 

[Gabriel Cash]

Molly is doing well she's just really tired of being in the hospital. Doc are giving her IV antibiotics and hoping any rupture will heal up without them having to go in there themselves. Hopefully she'll be home early this week, but I'm not counting on it. Will pass along well wishes.

[Brand Nar Gath]

... and if you need any help or groceries, give a shout.  My dogs are also proficient at heading small children.  Its a random sort of herding, but it tires out the children nonetheless.