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Joe Jack Onassis
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« on: July 28, 2010, 07:31:07 PM »

Now There's Hoa and Her Creep in a Sex Party Cave  (to the tune of "The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave" by the Butthole Surfers)

There's a time to duck and a time for brave,
Now there's Hoa and her creep in a sex party cave!
There's a time for science and a time for God,
Bea's using science to make Uma's new bod!!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Johnny shoots smack in the arm he retains!
There's a time for rest and a time for jobs,
Clem'll break the elevator if he keeps pushing the knobs!
There's a time to duck and a time for brave,
Now there's Hoa and her creep in a sex party cave!

Yeah, Eve is the ultimate brain!
Don't even think of showing up without her, motherfuckers!

FILK UP!
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fate brought them together...greed made them inseparable...violence made them...COMPANEROS!
hoa nguyen
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 11:47:18 AM »
Me and my creep? WTF?
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Brand Nar Gath
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I do not boink Sheep. Often.
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 04:44:15 PM »
Quote from: hoa nguyen on July 29, 2010, 11:47:18 AM
Me and my creep?
that's what we call your giant yellow dildo.
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hoa nguyen
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 04:51:44 PM »
Quote from: Uma Thurman on July 29, 2010, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: hoa nguyen on July 29, 2010, 11:47:18 AM
Me and my creep?
that's what we call your giant yellow dildo.

Would you like to borrow it? Seems like it's the only way you're gonna get a date, Melty.
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Spark
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2010, 04:52:59 PM »
Quote from: Uma Thurman on July 29, 2010, 04:44:15 PM
Quote from: hoa nguyen on July 29, 2010, 11:47:18 AM
Me and my creep?
that's what we call your giant yellow dildo.
Interesting. Why yellow? Is that a racist remark or are you calling Joe Jack cowardly?
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Get back!  This strange thing obviously needs to be poked with a stick!
Brand Nar Gath
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2010, 04:56:56 PM »
Um... yes I have on occasion utilized your tool, Hoa.  As far as Joe Jack being Hoa's cowardly dildo... well I will leave that up to them to make an announcement or denunciation.  As far as being a racist remark... I was hoping someone would jump on the term 'yellow menace.'
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Joe Jack Onassis
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2010, 07:41:13 PM »
Quote from: hoa nguyen on July 29, 2010, 11:47:18 AM
Me and my creep? WTF?

I guess she has warmed to me.  You were right, Johnny.  Be Persistent.
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