So what happened?

[Nazurahei]

I would suggest we also get the human as well...if our cleric/mage can detect his alignment first.

huh?  I'm sure the GM would just tell me that it's impossible that I have that ability.

Aha! He thought you were playing dominoes, but you're actually playing Stratego!

[Brand Nar Gath]

yeah thanks for reminding me.

[Nazurahei]

I would suggest we also get the human as well...if our cleric/mage can detect his alignment first.

I'm sure we've already asked Corwin too tell us the unconcho honcho's story. Right?

[Brand Nar Gath]

he's been blind folded the whole time and feigns ignorance.  there seems to be a sharp piece of metal up his sleeve that comes out whenever he is near the priest of Turm

[Brand Nar Gath]

Crazy GM
sung to the tune of Crazy Legs by Rock Steady Crew

Yeah Yeah
You come into the hood and tell us what Alturas should
be thinking.
You fuck her in the mouth then I'm out what?
These type of things happens all the time
You trying to get yours but I'm a kill for mine
Nigga Nigga Nigga A nigga please
These clowns don't know their move
nor the minus to their groove
and you been gamin them all winter long.
But then a new character arrives
you want to take her for a ride
just to show you got the big schlong.

Show me your theory now
Feel me now busta you dealing with the microphone crusher
Amateurs fold under pressure
Yeah roll up that blunt now
Lay yo guns down who be the one now
Out of town before sun down O.K. Corral
You gonna slow me down GM show me how

You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down GM show me how
Whooooa
Where my dogs at
Where my bitches at
Where da whiskey at me let me hit some of that
I'm a drink my wine and smoke my weed
I'm a stick my +3 damage in yer ear
This is until it bleeds
Corellon made it so
but you such a doubter hater GM you just don't know
but you happy to tell me so.
Rebels throw you fist in the air
Bitches throw your tits in the air

[chorus 2x]

Hey GM can't you see
Sometimes this shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your condescension
go play domino or stratego in detention
oh can't you see
Sometimes that shit just hypnotize me
And I just love to game with snobs
bragging about how they polished they knobs

[2nd Verse]
You knew about that shit that we to
You knew those clowns don't quite play it true
I heard about your puss ass crew
Pick-a-ninny elf gonna make it through
Huh you running out of time now
Pretty soon with the rules I be fine now
You muthafucker Watch me shine now
Your gaseous proclamations
You wanna slow me down show me how
You heard about my theory now fear me now
Cuz ain't no way that the shit can miss
See all those clowns fuck up in the pits
See this lady shake de hips and wigglede tits
Shit my niggas might bounce to this
Cuz everybody talking about that new version
But it's still D&D to me
What What

[chorus]

[3rd Verse]
Let me have your muthafucking undivided attention
It's about time I set the muthafuckin record straight
Now it's obvious who smokes the most and the best weed
And it's obvious who got the most and the finest hoes
And it's obvious who's gonna get the props in 2000 One!
2012 come watch me
Shine in the new Millenium yeah
I think your rules R fine
just apply them all the time
You think I'm crazy but maybe just lazy
Muthafucking way is fine let's have some fun
We do our best
Fuck the game snobs and fuck the rest - What!

[chorus]

Worldwide [repeated at end]

[Nazurahei]

We should stop the East Coast-West Coast D&D Feud before it gets started.

[Brand Nar Gath]

We should stop the East Coast-West Coast D&D Feud before it gets started.

[Smiling Jack]

We should stop the East Coast-West Coast D&D Feud before it gets started.

Leave the Third Coast out as well.  And remember, Bushwick Bill was a dwarf, not a hin.

[Brand Nar Gath]

We should stop the East Coast-West Coast D&D Feud before it gets started.

Leave the Third Coast out as well.  And remember, Bushwick Bill was a dwarf, not a hin.

I did try and report myself to the moderator, but it didn't work.