It would be silly to suddenly need silver

[Smiling Jack]

We Don't Use Silver (to the tune of "She Don't Use Jelly" by the Flaming Lips)

I'm in a group who
Fall into pits
To avoid them
We use our wits
We don't use passwords
We don't use keys
Don't use 10 foot poles
Cut down from trees
We use dead hin bodies
Hin bodies
Hin bodies

Our group has fighters
Who don't get hurt
No scratch on their skin
No rips in shirts
They don't use armor
With high ACs
They don't use bucklers
Or any of these
They use a corner as a screen
Corner as a screen
Corner as a screen
Corner as a screen

We got a GM who
Smokes some pot
(smokes some pot)
Attacked with wererats
(attacked with wererats)
One thing he forgot
(one thing he forgot)
So we don't use silver
We don't use wards
We don't put potions
Upon our swords
We use just anything
Anything
Anything
Anything
Anything

[Spark]

You bastard.

[Smiling Jack]

You bastard.

 

[Nazurahei]

AIN’T GOT NO SILVER (Sung to the tune of “You Got the Silver” by the Rolling Stones)

Hey, man, those beady eyes
I saw them flashing in the lantern light
They’re wererats, yeah, that's a fact
Can’t hurt ‘em with your knife or axe

We got some swords, we got some bows
Ain’t got no silver for lycanthropes
We got a DM who hits the bong
So it’s alright, he’ll forget ‘fore long

Tell me, party, what will we do
If we run into werewolves too?
I’ll just start hacking and I won’t say
That we don’t have no silver today

Hey DM, what's in your pipe?
The color green looks nice’n ripe
Did you forget about their defense?
I don't care, no, I don't care

Yeah, he did – at least I hope
Still got no silver for lycanthropes
I swing my sword and hope to hit
I don't care, no, just rolled a crit

[Brand Nar Gath]

gotta say I am really enjoying these... Ryan, can you role me up a character that is a silver trader?  I'm there!

[Spark]

I hope you all realize that you will receive reduced xp for the encounters with the wererats as they were without their normal  allergy to silver and because of Brad's pettifoggery.

[Nazurahei]

I hope you all realize that you will receive reduced xp for the encounters with the wererats as they were without their normal  allergy to silver and because of Brad's pettifoggery.

It was quite foggy around the table last week, wasn't it?

[Nazurahei]

SHOW ME SOME SILVER (A song for the DM to sing to the tune of “Cry Me a River,” as performed by Ella Fitzgerald, Julie London, Joe Cocker, Bjork, etc.)

Now you say it’s funny
You laughed at the wererats I sent after you
Well, you can show me some silver
Show me some silver
Show me what your silver can do

Now you say I’m forgetful
And perhaps that is true
Well, you can show me some silver
Show me some silver
Show me what your silver can do

I forgot
Too much stuff to keep inside my head
I can’t recall each monster’s
Defenses
I remember all that you said
Told me I was too addle brained
Told me I should stop smoking weed

Now you say it was easy
To run my lycanthropes through
Show me some silver
Show me some silver
Show me what your silver can do

Now you say it was easy
To run my beasties through
Show me some silver
Show me some silver
Show me what your silver can do