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« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2009, 07:35:52 PM » |
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Nice one.
And that is a big part why I found myself in this wretched hive of scum and villainy to find people of your... caliber who are resistant to dangers urgent warnings against trespassing into the citys nyther reaches And here in this watch i find people who for whatever their reasons are willing to curtail their raisons and enter wherein they don't belong for fun profit and the public good and who in this unstable band has spent time in these sewers? well surprise surprise its the slippery little one
Kralig has been smoking the blythe. And the slippery little one is in your pants. |
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« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2009, 03:13:49 PM » |
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Twelvefingers (to the tune of "Goldfinger")
Twelvefingers.
He's the hin, the hin with the business deals.
Not one who steals
He’s got twelve fingers.
Follow this half pint entrepreneur
Into the sewer.
Smart ass comments you’re likely to hear,
Then check that your purse don’t disappear,
For this trader comes from a brood of thieves
He’s the rude hin known as
Smiling Twelvefingers.
He’ll dazzle you with his grandiose plans
But watch his hands
He has commerce with men from the docks,
Just make sure you still have both your socks,
For this trader comes from a brood of thieves
He’s the lewd hin known as
Jackie Twelvefinger.
He’ll dazzle you with his grandiose plans
But watch his hands
He wears cargo pants,
Cargo pants.
Watch your aunts.
He wears cargo pants,
Cargo pants.
Watch your aunts.
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« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2009, 04:26:14 PM » |
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THAT DEACON MOURNING (Sung to the tune of "Some Velvet Morning," a duet by Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra)
Kralig:
That Deacon Mourning, he’s so straight
Gonna take us down the sewer grate
And maybe tell you 'bout darkness
and how it makes him pout
and how he’ll rout it out
That Deacon Mourning, he’s so straight
Nazurahei:
Bodies planted in the soil
Sorcery and snake oil
He don’t like ‘em very much
Says they’re things I shouldn’t touch
Darkness is my name
Kralig:
That Deacon Mourning, he’s so straight
Gonna take us down the sewer grate
And maybe tell you 'bout darkness
and how it makes him pout
and how he’ll rout it out
That Deacon Mourning, he’s so straight
Nazurahei:
Alchemy and voodoo
Necromancy, he hates it too
He don’t like ‘em very much
Says they’re things I shouldn’t touch
Darkness is my name
Kralig:
That Deacon Mourning, he’s so straight
Nazurahei:
Bodies planted in the soil
Kralig:
Gonna take us down the sewer grate
Nazurahei:
Sorcery and snake oil
Kralig:
And maybe tell you 'bout darkness
Nazurahei:
He don’t like ‘em very much
Kralig:
and how it makes him pout
Nazurahei:
Says they’re things I shouldn’t touch
Kralig:
and how he’ll rout it out
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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2009, 05:42:46 PM » |
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Cleric of Lathander (to the tune of "Statue of Liberty" by the Descendents)
Well the party dances around the thing
this cleric's in town and he's not from here
He asks for homage to his god
His motive here is not that clear
A prayer for all was said for us
As he joined us on our nightly watch
If he keeps up with the goody-good
I think I'll punch him in the crotch
The Cleric of Lathander
He's here to cut out the rot
We all agree he's far too preachy
I think he's smoked too much pot
We still don't know just why he came
A priestly post he'll soon attain
The crowds swarm wildly to hear him preach
When I listen I go insane
Why is it so important to him
What is the goal he sees in it
When he gets his post he's gonna leave
I doubt our cleric's gonna stick
The Cleric of Lathander
He's here to cut out the rot
We all agree he's far too preachy
I think he's smoked too much pot
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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2009, 05:44:38 PM » |
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Yeah, yeah. Cleric of Torm, I know. Lathander fit for the song, and neither one of 'em is worth a shit to me.
Ever hear of a god called Mask?
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« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2009, 06:31:48 PM » |
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Yeah, yeah. Cleric of Torm, I know. Lathander fit for the song, and neither one of 'em is worth a shit to me.
Ever hear of a god called Mask?
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« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2009, 06:39:48 PM » |
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you just had to ruin my day with that picture!
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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2009, 08:38:19 PM » |
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Great. An evil elf. Just what this party needed.
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« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2009, 11:11:11 PM » |
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yEAH ERIC STOLTZ IS IN THE PARTY!!
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« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2009, 11:45:15 PM » |
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yEAH ERIC STOLTZ IS IN THE PARTY!!
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« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 10:26:20 AM » |
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I am down with that. Just make sure we get Uma in the game so I can poke her (with my fore-brow-head)...
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« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2009, 10:32:55 AM » |
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Just make sure we get Uma in the game so I can poke her (with more fore0-brow-head)...
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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2009, 10:49:52 AM » |
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I love rene's stash. he should grow one.
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« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2009, 11:58:44 AM » |
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Great. An evil elf. Just what this party needed.
I'm willing to give him/her a chance. (Hard to tell with the haircut.) |
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2009, 12:17:26 PM » |
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Great. An evil elf. Just what this party needed.
I'm willing to give him/her a chance. (Hard to tell with the haircut.) I'll give her the same fair chance I gave the rest of you. You have my word on that. |
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