Campfire Stories?

[Brand Nar Gath]

Look, we're traveling together, that means we have to suffer each others company in the most perfunctory manner. It' doesn't mean you can stereotype me or question me about my past. If my range of experience is wider than yours, human, you should be grateful it's being used along side you rather than against you.

...always playing the non-humans...

[Shotoku]

Whoa. No need to be a total dick about it, OK? If you are so afraid of people finding out about your criminal past you should go hide out in a cave somewhere. And, if you want to compare skill sets we can grab our rapiers and step outside...whoever draws first blood is treated to dinner.

I simply don't appreciate the attention of adolescents in matters that are strictly my concern. And don't attempt to speculate about my "criminal past", you haven't the imagination to even stumble upon the truth. Trust a human to opt out at first blood.

[Gabriel Cash]

He's just touchy 'cause he's like 5000 years old and still 1st level.

[Náriël Telemnar]

I simply don't appreciate the attention of adolescents in matters that are strictly my concern. And don't attempt to speculate about my "criminal past", you haven't the imagination to even stumble upon the truth. Trust a human to opt out at first blood.

Adolescent? I'm more of a man than you half-elf. So, it wasn't just the ordinary B&E type of crime, eh? What did you do? Rape? Treason? Buggery? You really are a bad guy aren't you. I take back my invitation to spar with you...I'd have to wash my rapier afterwards.

[Gabriel Cash]

None of you have much of a criminal background or you wouldn't be 1st level. You're beginner thugs. Same goes for me, if I had more experience I'd be offering to animate the losers corpse.

[Gabriel Cash]

BTW Shiv, I notice you lose your umms when you get excited.

[Náriël Telemnar]

None of you have much of a criminal background or you wouldn't be 1st level. You're beginner thugs. Same goes for me, if I had more experience I'd be offering to animate the losers corpse.

I apprenticed under the great multiclass thief/rogue/swashbuckler/ninja/elf Neither. I learned lots from him and helped him commit his burglaries do his jobs so I have loads of experience. Tens more than you do.

BTW Shiv, I notice you lose your umms when you get excited.

I'm shy around strangers. And it's like totally hard to type them and keep your train of thought.

[Shotoku]

I apprenticed under the great multiclass thief/rogue/swashbuckler/ninja/elf Neither. I learned lots from him and helped him commit his burglaries do his jobs so I have loads of experience. Tens more than you do.

I thought he was a sorcerer

[Shotoku]

Adolescent? I'm more of a man than you half-elf. So, it wasn't just the ordinary B&E type of crime, eh? What did you do? Rape? Treason? Buggery? You really are a bad guy aren't you. I take back my invitation to spar with you...I'd have to wash my rapier afterwards.

Yes, I'm a bad guy. Your fear does you credit. Now we wont have to wash your own blood off your rapier.

[Náriël Telemnar]

I thought he was a sorcerer

I have no idea what you are talking about. I guess you been smoking too much of that elf weed.

[Gabriel Cash]

I thought he was a sorcerer

I have no idea what you are talking about. I guess you been smoking too much of that elf weed.

He prefers to call it pixie-grass.