the gm with no name
Mooninite
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« on: April 04, 2009, 09:38:36 PM » |
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50 Ways to Cleave Your Pirate ( to the tune of Simon and Garfunkle's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover")
"I want to be a swashbuckler", he said to me
The rules were printed just as plain as you can see
"A ninja or a pirate--those you cannot be"
There must be fifty ways to cleave your pirate
He said "it's really not my habit to argue
Furthermore, swashbucler's not a class that was taboo"
I really thought that Paul would add up two and two
There must be fifty ways to cleave your pirate
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Just stay out the way, 'Ne
You stuck to the plan, San
You don't need to beat feet, Pete
Y'all listened to me
No need to cry, Ry
You ain't gonna die, guy
You're gonne fall, Paul
Didn't listen to me
Just stay out the way, 'Ne
You stuck to the plan, San
You don't need to beat feet, Pete
Y'all listened to me
No need to cry, Ry
You ain't gonna die, guy
You're gonne fall, Paul
Didn't listen to me
Now he's sitting there, his eyes are filled with glee
Says "I think I'll take a monk level when I get enough xp"
I said "I'll ignore that--I won't let him get to me"
There must be fifty ways to cleave your pirate
I said "Paul, check the board, there's rules there to review
He practices his pirate laugh, plans for a peg leg, too
This pirate-ninja, well, he's bit off more than he can chew
There must be fifty ways to cleave your pirate
Fifty ways to cleave your pirate
Just stay out the way, 'Ne
You stuck to the plan, San
You don't need to beat feet, Pete
Y'all listened to me
No need to cry, Ry
You ain't gonna die, guy
You're gonne fall, Paul
Didn't listen to me
Just stay out the way, 'Ne
You stuck to the plan, San
You don't need to beat feet, Pete
Y'all listened to me
No need to cry, Ry
You ain't gonna die, guy
You're gonne fall, Paul
Didn't listen to me
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