On the Road to Dragon's Landing

[Náriël Telemnar]

So...uh...Mr. Vilamanos and uh Mr. Rake uh like you don't seem to be from around here. Which I guess is why you needed to hire me as a uh guide to show you the way to Dragon's Landing and uh make sure you don't get like waylaid by like orcs or something. Uh so um what are you guys looking for in uh Dragon's Landing and um do you think that maybe you might need a um bodyguard or somebody to like um watch some uh merchandise or something? I'm uh pretty good with a sword and I know better than to um like ask any dumb questions and stuff.

[Loken]

I've come here to chew bubblegum and to kill pirates and ninjas and I'm all out of gum.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Oh yeah...pirates. They can be uh pretty bad around here. But don't worry, I'll like totally protect you.

[Gabriel Cash]

Well young Torgo you appear to be a hardy lad and I'm sure you are skilled with a blade, and fear not should you fall in battle you will still be of use to me.
I Rax Vilmanos am here to bring the blessings of Wee Jas to this forsaken land. When death finds you (as one day it most assuredly will)  Wee Jas will wrap you in her warm, big bosomed embrace. I also  have my guardian Torgo here with me as well, so fear not for my safety.

I wonder what that commotion is down the road, probably just some Torgos.

[Náriël Telemnar]

"I was Made for Killing Some Goblins" (to the tune of "I Was Made for Loving You" by Kiss)

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Thursday
We all wanna get our geek on
In the dungeon
It’s time to show off my brawn
And Thursday I wanna fight goblin brigands
Cause goblins, I was made for you
And goblins, you were made for me

I was made for killin’ some goblins
They were made for dyin’ too
And I can’t kill enough of these goblins
Can we get an orc or two?

Geek night
I wanna see it when you die
Feel the bloodshed
There’s something that drives me wild
And geek night, we’re gonna play it straight on through
Goblins only have four hit points
And who knew they had so few

I was made for killin’ some goblins
They were made for dyin’ too
And I can’t kill enough of these goblins
Can we get an orc or two?

I was made for killin’ some goblins
They were made for dyin’ too
And I can’t kill enough of these goblins
Can we get an orc or two?

Oh, can’t kill enough, oh, oh
I can’t kill enough, oh, oh
I can’t kill enough
Yeah, ha

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

I was made for killin’ some goblins
They were made for dyin’ too
And I can’t kill enough of these goblins
Can we get an orc or two?

Oh, I was made, they were made
I can’t slay enough
No, I can’t slay enough

I was made for killin’ some goblins
They were made for dyin’ too
And I can’t kill enough of these goblins
Can we get an orc or two?

I was made for killin’ the goblins
They were made for dyin’ too
And I will kill all of the goblins too