Campfire Stories?

[Náriël Telemnar]

My name is Dax.

So...uh...Mr. Dax... Who are you? What skills do you like bring to the table? And What do you look like?

[Shotoku]

Do you not have eyes? Clearly, I'm half-elven. I'm still quite young at 30, and obviously very attractive. I prefer the mobility leather armor affords me, and have been lucky enough in my life to be able to afford quite good quality. As for my skills, I'm (again, obviously) quite facile with a bow and arrow, as well as my rapier. I'm a shrewd businessman, and I could frankly have saved one of you the trouble of falling into that trap with a little patience and forethought on your part. Again (because you seem to be a dense lad) my name is Dax, and further information is frankly my concern and not yours.

[Brand Nar Gath]

yeah but why are you using that washed out jowly picture of a cleric?

[Shotoku]

would someone take care of that carrion bird?

[Brand Nar Gath]

mhhhmmm... your picture does make you look kind of corpse like.... mmmhmmm, perhaps some good eating for this carrion bird??  also, if you want a good scary pic for your character (like my pink bear), go ahead and ask Soren - he works cheap!

[Gabriel Cash]

would someone take care of that carrion bird?

Sir would you care to join the Druid Defamation League? Its up to use to convince the children that druidry just isn't worth it.
Just send the druid a BM to start your membership.

[Brand Nar Gath]

would someone take care of that carrion bird?

Sir would you care to join the Druid Defamation League? Its up to use to convince the children that druidry just isn't worth it.
Just send the druid a BM to start your membership.

....preferably packed in ice... gracias..

[Náriël Telemnar]

So...we've heard from Rax, Dax and myself (and some twittering bird druid who's not playing). Anybody else want to chime in? Oakheart Blowhole? Monk? The guy who started this thread?

[Brand Nar Gath]

yeah, make fun of the guy not playing.... ;(     

you are playing with Blowhard Oakhole?  Look out for that guy...

[Gabriel Cash]

I am Leroy Funkowitz, the most badass black Jew in the Capitol Wastes and I will bris you with my Auto-Axe if you don't get that stupid look off yo motherfucking honky face, motherfucker.

[Náriël Telemnar]

Do you not have eyes? Clearly, I'm half-elven. I'm still quite young at 30, and obviously very attractive. I prefer the mobility leather armor affords me, and have been lucky enough in my life to be able to afford quite good quality. As for my skills, I'm (again, obviously) quite facile with a bow and arrow, as well as my rapier. I'm a shrewd businessman, and I could frankly have saved one of you the trouble of falling into that trap with a little patience and forethought on your part. Again (because you seem to be a dense lad) my name is Dax, and further information is frankly my concern and not yours.

A half-elf with a rapier? Did you study under the famed multiclass elf rogue Neither, Master of the Elven Thinblade? Why don't you use one? Surely you must know of a good source for one, maybe you could get us both a family discount?

[Shotoku]

Look, we're traveling together, that means we have to suffer each others company in the most perfunctory manner. It' doesn't mean you can stereotype me or question me about my past. If my range of experience is wider than yours, human, you should be grateful it's being used along side you rather than against you.

[the gm with no name]

Oh, SNAP!  In front of everybody, too!

[Náriël Telemnar]

Look, we're traveling together, that means we have to suffer each others company in the most perfunctory manner. It' doesn't mean you can stereotype me or question me about my past. If my range of experience is wider than yours, human, you should be grateful it's being used along side you rather than against you.

Whoa. No need to be a total dick about it, OK? If you are so afraid of people finding out about your criminal past you should go hide out in a cave somewhere. And, if you want to compare skill sets we can grab our rapiers and step outside...whoever draws first blood is treated to dinner.

[the gm with no name]

It is ON!  I for one can not wait until next week!  At least you are being sensible and using rapiers as opposed to something dangerous like a two-handed Great Axe of Bad-Assitude.