The Return of the Filk

[Loken]

don't want to think about that... all that matters is that he has a fat bag....?!

Oh...does Nyther have a fat sack?

You can always ask the GM to see a batwing.

[Brand Nar Gath]

on that note.... I think I will game from home this week.... scary scary

[Nyther]

on that note.... I think I will game from home this week.... scary scary

Jaime is the only authorized player to play remotely.  Paul was a rare exception to the rule last week.  We need as many laptops as possible to create the best enviro for Jaime.  Rene, Sanford, I'm looking at you.  Paul, you too.   

[Mr. Woodhope]

Todd may need to stay home to take care of his gestating spouse. I'm sure she'll need some help with Alice the Larva before long.

[Nyther]

Many, many apolojies to Todd, Tatjana, and baby (Paul, stop de-anthropormorphizing babies.  Babies are people too).  In my quite self-centered, ego maniacal, narcissistic way I had forgotten about the nesting habits of the heterosexualus walkersus.  Hope to see you online Thursday, Todd.

[Brand Nar Gath]

of course, we could just continue to talk about your ball sack ?

[Dav'l]

I Saw No Babe  (to the tune of Sonny and Cher's "I've Got You, Babe")

I checked the board for filks and such
but what I read didn't mean that much
The talk about an unborn child
I'd think that I'd remember something so wild

Babe
I saw no babe
I saw no babe

At first I thought "That's Todd being Todd"
When Pete replied I found it odd
Was it true?  Did this babe exist?
It seems that there was someting I had missed

Babe
I saw no babe
I saw no babe

Didn't know what turn we were going to take
Paul was home making cupcakes
I knew we faced impending doom
When Sanford went and took Todd from the room

He took Ryan and Pete and Rene, too
What's a barbarian to do?
I was at the door 'bout to attack
When someone shouted "nobody look back!"

Babe
I saw no babe
I saw no babe

I saw no babe for me to fear
I saw no babe attack our rear
I saw no babe skin b.ack as night
I saw no babe engaged in flight
I saw no babe float by itself
I saw no babe would kill our elf
I saw no babe come down that hall
I saw no babe no babe at all

I saw no babe
I saw no babe
I saw no babe
I saw no babe
I saw no babe

[Mr. Woodhope]

"Flying Babies" (To the the tune of "Crazy Babies" by Ozzy)

Flying...babies...

Flying babies I can’t say why.
I didn’t see ‘em and I think your high,
Talking with the DM or I misspoke,
Actually out back for a chat and a toke?

The paladin said, “Don’t look, don’t look!
If you do you will die!”
I followed advice and didn’t look, didn’t look
I saw no babies that fly

Smoke that smoke, toke that toke, smoke that smoke, toke that toke.

Flying...babies...

Some say I’m just a gullible git.
Sounds to me that you’re full of it.
Flying babies on a far distant plane,
I saw no flying baby and I think you’ve gone insane…tonight.

The paladin said, “Don’t look, don’t look!
If you do you will die!”
I followed advice and didn’t look, didn’t look
I saw no babies that fly

Smoke that smoke, toke that toke, smoke that smoke, toke that toke.

Flying...babies...

The Scion of Death was a floating tyke?
It’s just not how our DM is like.
If you got magic weapons by smackin’ a child,
Several of us would have a pile.

The paladin said, “Don’t look, don’t look!
If you do you will die!”
I followed advice and didn’t look, didn’t look
I saw no babies that fly

Smoke that smoke, toke that toke, smoke that smoke, toke that toke.

[Brand Nar Gath]

crazy fuckers...

[Dav'l]

Church of the Rising Dove (to the tune of The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun")

There is a church on the astral plane
Whose sign's the rising dove
There works a priest whose awful tale
The bards now all sing of

He'd set to work in the vestibule
On the service for the night
When suddenly a fearsome group
appeared and caused him fright

They were armed for war and out for blood
Their eyes were glazed with hate
They looked at him with murd'rous eyes
It appeared he'd just met his fate

A barbarian, dwarf, a cleric, too
A wizard who looked confused
The other three looked angry with him
They clearly were not amused

The priest he ran to look for help
But help he could not find
No one believed his tale of woe
They thought he'd lost his mind

Just when he thought that he was safe
The group appeared again
They took no note of our poor priest
At the wizard they all complained

Out from the church of the rising dove
The poor priest he did run
Ran over hill and over dale
And is probably still not done

[Loken]

Beauty.

[Dav'l]

Davlamin the Dim Will Have His Revenge on Kael  (to the tune of "Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle"by Nirvana)

I lay upon  the floor
My body was all sore
This way I did awaken
The paladin did it
Had he lost all his wits?
His senses he'd forsaken
Thought he'd get off scott free
After beating on me
in this he was mistaken

It's such a comfort to be this mad
It's such a comfort to be this mad
It's such a comfort to be this mad

Supposed to be so good
or have I misunderstood
The Paladin's path you stride
You snuck up on me
unleashed upon me
All when my mind was fried
And may I say again
It wouldn't be a sin
Even if the dwarf had died

It's such a comfort to be this mad
It's such a comfort to be this mad
It's such a comfort to be this mad

You bet I'll be raging
When we are engaging
In a little tit-for-tat
Don't forget your flame sword,
Heal spells you can afford
Might need them for this combat
You can't talk your way out
You can't scream you can't shout
It's the way my people chat

It's such a comfort to be this mad
It's such a comfort to be this mad
It's such a comfort to be this mad

[Dav'l]

It isn't a sin to kill a dwarf.

[Brand Nar Gath]

No shit.  How about a flik on beating the dwarf?  I challenge!  (y'all)

[Genlok]

No shit.  How about a flik on beating the dwarf?  I challenge!  (y'all)

Yeah, I bet you'd enjoy beating a dwarf.  And I doubt that anyone's going to challenge you.