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1. A pit trap that dumps the party into the middle of a Michael McDonald concert. Belts fasten around your chairs to hold you there for the duration.
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 04:50:08 PM » |
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a trap that covers you in peanut butter and then surrounds you with 600 undead voles?
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 11:07:32 PM » |
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3. A trap door that leads you to the House of Representatives where you are forced to listen to John Boehner crying: <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ir1UABBe1v4&ap=%2526fmt%3D18&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Ir1UABBe1v4&ap=%2526fmt%3D18&rel=0</a>]]> |
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 08:53:33 AM » |
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4. A trap set in which your S/O ask you: "Do I look okay in this?"
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Aww . . . I am dumb.
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 10:33:00 AM » |
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5. A trap that magically swaps out the party's armor for ball gowns and their weapons for dildos, then teleports them into the middle of a rural Alabama gun show.
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 01:55:27 PM » |
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6. A trap door that opens and sends the first member of the party down a chute that deposits him/her onto the naked lap of Dennis Franz.
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 06:49:39 PM » |
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7. A trap that releases the combined gasses of myself, Sanford, and Rene. This save is made at Fortitude -10.
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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 08:49:04 PM » |
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yeah I was more thinking compressed gasses in a sealed room. its all over but the cryin.
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 09:44:17 AM » |
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7. A trap that releases the combined gasses of myself, Sanford, and Rene. This save is made at Fortitude -10.
That sounds more terrifying than anything I've thrown at you, even the crazy underwater lich. |
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 11:27:43 AM » |
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being teleported into chains sitting in a chair for W's first round of post-presidential speeches...
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 12:06:20 PM » |
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9. A chute drops you in to Billy Mays' test audience for his next 12 products.
10. You set off the trap and the DM says that the D&D session is over and we're going to sit around and watch "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" sober.
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 12:32:19 PM » |
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10. You set off the trap and the DM says that the D&D session is over and we're going to sit around and watch "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" sober.
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 01:26:49 PM » |
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10. You set off the trap and the DM says that the D&D session is over and we're going to sit around and watch "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" sober.
Given who the DM is, I can assure you that's unlikely to happen. |
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 03:14:50 PM » |
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11. The Perpetual Hannah Montana Concert
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 04:22:17 PM » |
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11. The Perpetual Hannah Montana Concert
Ouch! Was that a trap or a premonition of what your house will be like in a year? |
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