Filk The Vote

[Mr. Woodhope]

It's been a long time since we had a vote...

Human Worm
I'd Like to Serve Cthulhu
Vaudeville Hero
Some Plane
Sanity is Going Away
Fleshlight

Not all Filks were Cthulhoid:

Three Wacks with a Hoe
Drippin' out my Back Door

And we had some from the Apocalypse:

Filk the Apocalypse and Vote

Rereading these excellent ditties leaves be with just one though: Britney sure has been busy working on her new album.

Remember: you can vote for three filks and change your vote whenever on a whim.

[Esteban the Deathmage]

Fleshlight (sung to the tune of "Hearlight" by Neil Diamond)

Ill fated raid
didn't set em off in time
cause you know those Dent's aint kind
when you're thrown in a pit like Brad & me

I just blew my chance
to blast away some Den't fiends
and now I'll be host to grand daddy
I hope he likes my fine ass body

turn on the fleshlight
Let it shine on all the Migo
Let it make a sickly glow
that only we can see

Turn on my fleshlight
In the battle as I'm dragged away
Dont blow me up too soon
unless you have to just to kill some goons
indescriminately

They've invisibility
These ghoulish dwarves at this place
theyre so ugly you dont see their face
and they got teeth that'll snap our dick in two

turn on the fleshlight
Let it shine on all the Migo
Let it make a sickly glow
that only we can see

Turn on my fleshlight
In the battle as I'm dragged away
Dont blow me up too soon
unless you have to just to kill some goons
indescriminately

Turn on my fleshlight now
Turn on my fleshlight now