September morn... We filked until the night became a brand new day

[hoa nguyen]

Get filking, fuckers.

[Joe Jack Onassis]

"He ain't Heavy, He's My Zombie" (to the shitty tune of "He's Not Heavy, He's My Brother" by the Hollies, an otherwise fine band)

The road is long
With plenty of time to learn
If Mike's gonna eat us there
Eat our skin
But I hope
I don't have to beware of him
He ain't deadly, he's my zombie

He might eat us--
And of this there is great concern,
So say, Sister Bea,  a prayer--
Medium rare
But I hope
He would not dismember me
He ain't deadly, he's my zombie

If I'm lucky at all
I'm filled with the gladness
That everyone's brain
Isn't filled with his madness
To lunch on one another

It's a long, long road
Some of us may not return
We'll become on the way down there
Zombie fare
But the fear
Doesn't bring me down at all
He ain't deadly, he's my zombie

He's my zombie
He ain't deadly, he's my zombie

[Joe Jack Onassis]

So Hoa... If Mike does eat your soul, won't he just be hungry again in an hour?

[hoa nguyen]

ZOMBIE MIKE (Sung to the tune of "Daddy Frank" by Merle Haggard)

Zombie Mike was a policeman from Taos
Sister was an axe-wielding nun
Johnny couldn't hold his rifle anymore
He’d pick his nose with his hook for fun

Our little band stuck together to stay living
And to ease our sense of existential dread
And we weren’t like no normal group of rovers
Cause Zombie Mike the policeman was dead

Mike and the Sister counted on each other
As we rolled across the wasted muddy ground
Sister kept praying for our salvation
And someone had to slap ol' Mike around

Home was Snow Cat with a brain inside
Moving across the wasteland at a crawl
Sandmen attacking us at every turn
I remember Hoa kicking Joe Jack in the balls

Don't remember how we got acquainted
Might have to do with starting World War 3
We’re just a traveling group of misfits
Looking after our favorite pet zombie

A gunfight left Johnny without his arm
Zombie Mike got cut right in twain
Hoa ended up with gleaming guts of metal
Everyone else, well, they’ve just gone insane

Zombie Mike was a policeman from Taos
Sister was an axe-wielding nun
Johnny couldn't hold his rifle anymore
He’d pick his nose with his hook for fun

[Johnny The Cook]

O Johnny Cook (to the tune of "O Superman" by Laurie Anderson)

O Johnny Cook. O Buck. O Hoa Nguyen. Hoa Nguyen
O Johnny Cook. O Buck. O Hoa Nguyen. Hoa Nguyen

Ow. I'm armless right now
But if we can get across the mud
We’ll just start looking for a brand new arm

Oprah? Hey this is Johnny
Are you there? I’m not coming home
Oprah? I’m not coming home

Well, I don't know you, but you’ll know me.
‘Cause for a replacement, I’ll kill you see.
Here come the Goons.
So you better get ready.
Ready to kill.
You can come with Johnny, but look out for arms
Look out for arms

And Buck said:
  OK. I can rig something
And then Buck said:
  Give him a hand, a hand that cooks
  Give him a hand, a hand that cooks
  Give him a hand, a hand that cooks

Here come the Goons
All those sandmen are goons
Mike is now a sandman
Killing or non-killing?

And then Hoa said:
  Gimme a pen and a needle and thread
  And then I’ll transform these meaningless letters
  Into something different
  'Cause when the hand is gone, there's simply ORDE
  And when ORDE is gone, there's always ink
  And when ink is done, we’ll find an arm

Hi Arm!
So find an arm, for Johnny Cook
So find an arm, for Johnny Cook
Find a cybernetic arm
An electronic arm
Find an arm
So find an arm, for Johnny Cook
A robotical arm
A military arm
He wants a cybernetic arm

[Brand Nar Gath]

ahh the usual, anyone reading y'alls filks would think it was a group of 5...
I'll remember the less important people for you.

CCR's Proud Mary as
Oprah's Mud River

Left Llama Bob in the city,
Working for Doc T every night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleeping,
Worrying 'bout Mikey swimming in his tank.

CHORUS:
Big trax keep on turning,
Loud bombs keep on burning,
Rolling, rolling, rolling towards the mud river.

Cleaned a lot of clocks in Taos,
Pumped a lot of cocks down in Hollywood,
But I never lost the good side of my face,
Til I looked up at that light in Space.

CHORUS
Big trax keep on turning,
Loud bombs keep on burning,
Rolling, rolling, rolling towards the mudriver.
If you come down to the mudriver,
Bet you gonna find some people who live.
You don't have to worry if you have no soul,
Mikey has found a place in his belly for it to live...

Somewhere we got us a commando,
likes to shoot em up
or blow up his pants.
Now I spend my days
wishing I could shoot
anything this way...

CHORUS
Big trax keep on turning,
Loud bombs keep on burning,
Rolling, rolling, rolling towards the mudriver.
Rolling, rolling, rolling towards the mudriver.
Rolling, rolling, rolling towards the mudriver.

[hoa nguyen]

Cleaned a lot of clocks in Taos,
Pumped a lot of cocks down in Hollywood,
But I never lost the good side of my face,
Til I looked up at that light in Space.

 

[Johnny The Cook]

Excellent filkage!

[Brand Nar Gath]

aww shucks... praise... maybe I will who up tonight...

[Akker Redd]

 
That was great!!

[Akker Redd]

Deathsquad Band     (to "Travelin’ Band" by CCR)

Bionic assholes jumpin' outta the sky.
Oh! Can't I drive across these mud-flats before I die?
I want some booze.

Bein' followed by a deathsquad band. yeah!
Well, were crawling cross the land, tryin to get to land,
Running from a deathsquad band.

These things are really hostile, but they buggered off, oh, well.
Now put Bea and Mike in the same room,
I want some booze.

Bein' followed by a deathsquad band. yeah!
Well, were crawling cross the land, Johnny's looking for a hand,
Running from a deathsquad band.

Running into Bikers, hoping they ain't robbers.
Don't just start up fighting, there could be something I could fix'a,
I want some booze.

Bein' followed by a deathsquad band. yeah!
Well, were crawling cross the land, tryin to get to land,
Running from a deathsquad band.

Oh! wow!

There cyber-scumbags could be back tonight
So whatever were doin'
We're runnin' outta time,
I I want some booze.

Bein' followed by a deathsquad band. yeah!
Well, were crawling cross the land, Johnny's looking for a hand,
Running from a deathsquad band.

Oh! wow!

Bein' followed by a deathsquad band;
Running from a deathsquad band.
Someone already lost a  hand
Running from a deathsquad band.
Well, were crawling cross the land.
Johnny's looking for a hand,
Running from a deathsquad band, oh! wow!

Hey!

[Brand Nar Gath]

nice Buck!!  I see that I said I would come to the game and then it was cancelled... coincidence?  Maybe.... Buck, can you fill us in as to what happened, I mean, you went anyway, right?

[Akker Redd]

Yes, so sadly I was the only one who survived.

Now the rest of make sure to bring new characters to next weeks PC Swap-Meet.

[Oprah]

Great Filking!!!!

To recap what happened the last time we met:

The two snow cats and crew made it to the edge of the Mud River. After contemplating crossing, Johnny took his cat and crew across first. Halfway throught the ribbon they stopped at a ruined suburban home, and johny's crew got out to pilfer the ruin. They killed a zombie that was inside the house, and made out with some food and parts.
At this time, the other Cat began to cross being driven by Buck. They passed Johnys stopped snowcat and continued to the other side unaware that there was someone following them across.
Johnny's cat was besiged by three sandmen with jump packs. They were intent on Johny's cat and soon enough they eviscerated their way into the cat attacking Johnny and Hua. The Sandman inside the cat began to activate the unconsious, but fully armored mike, inside the cat. After some time Mike was activated and the sandman began to say to mike "Command me warlord." Mike in turn began to choke Johny but was unsuccesfull. Hua took down the other sandman and then with Johnny's help knocked out Mike. At this time, the other two sandmen retreated.
The other Cat driven by Buck made it to the other side as it began to rain heavily over the ribbon. The newly wet mud and rain had been to much for Johnny's damaged Cat and became stuck in the muck. Bucks on the other hand was approached by a group of men that had been watching the battle from the other side the whole time. and thats were we ended it.
 

[Johnny The Cook]

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