Filk it Like A Polaroid Picture

"Tainted" (to the tune of "Tempted" by Squeeze)

I’ve got my ray gun, my orders
And a deadly pale boss
I’m stationed, and ready
The line you won’t cross
I said to my comrades
Let’s cut them all to dross
On the roof near the temple
With orders shoot to kill
I don’t get the armor
Have to count on my skill
Keep shooting and shooting
But through it all
I know the drill

Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied
More brains than brawn
Just a hapless pawn
That’s why I died
Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied

They came at us hard, a rhino
A tiger and some bugs
More followed with a terran
And a few other mugs
I then took this occasion
To fire a round of slugs

Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied
More brains than brawn
Just a hapless pawn
That’s why I died
Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied

I hear there is a dark ritual
I doubt it will be nice
I get the feeling that we’re
Gonna be a sacrifice
Alarmed by the prospect
I fire once or twice

Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied
More brains than brawn
Just a hapless pawn
That’s why I died
Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied

The mutants fought back, with gusto
My world’s turning black
I’m losing consciousness
My body’s going slack
I then chuckled to myself
That they still have to deal with Jack

Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied
More brains than brawn
Just a hapless pawn
That’s why I died
Tainted by the funk of the outside
Tainted but their will can’t be denied